I randomly think about the weirdest shit when I am bored at work. Today’s bored fantasy is me going to cooking school and having enough money to afford my own apartment. I want to cook a beautiful meal for a girlfriend, slow dance to Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday and Beach Boys records on this beautiful vintage player I bookmarked on eBay, get a bit drunk on a wonderful bottle of red wine, then make love, eat dessert naked and then have a good, rough, kinky fuck. Afterword, a hot bath, iced tea and cuddling while reading the same book and talking about it until we fall asleep is in order.
Man, I really want to get my life together and try dating again.