OK spending time with my niece is awesome but my she had her 5 year old friend over and she was a nice girl, but all she did was talk for like three hours and ask me a bajillion questions and it was fucking exhausting and I would hate to have to be ‘on’ all the time with a kid. Plus, who likes changing diapers? Not me.
Then this morning, my brother’s Husky decides it would be awesome to run at me and jump on me to say good morning. While I am asleep. Now….I’m terrified of this dog. Its untrained because my brother means well, but never does things properly like….spay or neuter or train his animals. So I basically start having an anxiety attack because I am scared and I want the dog off, but I have also heard this dog basically is wild and will attack you over food and such. She has attacked my mom and dad at.least 3 times over food and I mean like…tried to knock to the ground and bitten so hard they needed stitches. So I panic and then the dog jumps off me and fucking pisses on the carpet while giving me this territorial ‘I’m the alpha look’ and I basically start gagging because it smells so bad and I am like ‘well I hate dogs’
And all night the cats decided it was party time and it made me so nervous because I am a light sleeper and the noise scared me because I thought it was my moms crazy girlfriend person thing because no seriously she is nuts like she came upstairs and was super drunk at 130 am and started talking to herself and got out this blade and chopping up tobacco and making cigarettes and acting like her ex fiance was in the room and I was like ‘this crazy cracker is going to fucking kill me in my sleep watch’ so I barely slept. Also the couch smells like old cat urine and I don’t trust cats because they can get on all sorts of places and just fucking soak all the shit you buy and pay for and they don’t give a fuck they just go play with string and puke.
So in conclusion. No kids or pets for me, kthx. I’d thought about a cat and how it might help with stress, but animals piss and shit and puke and that’s basically what kids do but they talk and stuff……so no. No animals or kids for me. And dude .. both are just fucking money pits…they dont pay you back ever. And you cant be like…’bai vacation time’ ever….So hell fucking no. Kthx bai.