buneesi asked: John trying to collect laundry but catlock keeps stealing back the sheets they sleep in, and hiding them (under the couch, in the freezer, behind Mrs Hudson's sideboard), because they smell like both their bodies' mix of sweat, shampoos, and sex and he can't bear to go an afternoon nap with out it. Luckily John invites him to break in the spare set while the sheets wash, as a compromise :D
I don’t know what to add to this because it is perfect.
buneesi asked: Catlock making pitiful little whimpering noises outside the door while John takes a shower, and John says "You do have hands you know, you can come in if you want!" But catlock is very particular about when he showers and grooms and DETESTS unecessary humidity so he waits until John is done and out of the bathroom entirely to nuzzle and lick him (only a little! He can't help it!) until he's dry uwu
If John is ticklish in this headcannon I don’t know what I’ll do. Imagine ‘Lock licking him like… On the inner elbow and John freaking the hell out because ‘DAMMIT SHERLOCK THAT TICKLES! YOU KNOW THAT!” But he just keeps going until he feels like John is sufficiently dried.